No! No! No! I will not eat my vegetables! ...shouted young Sean, to his mother Yoko. Needing some help, she called out to the boy's father, ""John! John! Please come here!"" ""What seems to be the trouble?"" he asked. Looking up, Sean cried out, ""They taste terrible, they smell funky and they're an ugly green color! I will NOT eat my vegetables!"" Lovingly, John looked at his beautiful boy and said, ""All we are saying, is give peas a chance!""
[arcade] KID: dad, some guy is hogging the claw machine DAD: hey buddy, why don't you give the kid a turn LOBSTER: BACK OFF WE'RE IN LOVE
Mom: I think I'm gonna make a twitter Me: Mom it costs like $500 a year... Mom: That's expensive I'll stick with Facebook Me: Aww too bad
8 out of 10 men prefer not to date psychotic women with bad tempers, emotional baggage and daddy issues. To the other two.... Hi, I'm MJ
MOM STOP LICKING YOUR FINGER TO CLEAN MY FACE I'M IN A GANG NOW
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