Woke up last night and the ghost of Gloria Gaynor was standing over my bed. At first I was afraid, i was petrified.

Last night a kid came ""trick or treating"" at my place dressed as Gloria Gaynor. At first I was afraid.

I woke up this morning to find Gloria Gaynor at the foot of my bed. At first I was afraid...I was petrified.

'Appearances can be deceiving' said my fortune cookie message; then I realized I've cracked open a snail.