"Oh my god! That guy's dead! Oh wait, he's totally fine." (someone watching soccer for the first time)

What yelling. Four while playing golf actually stands for It stands for, ""FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YOURE ABOUT TO DIE!""

Just returned from my Friends Funeral. He died from being hit on the head with a tennis ball. It was a lovely service.

At my funeral I want a dozen doves recaptured.