A blonde is driving down a one way street. As all the cars are passing her a cop see's this and pulls her over. He begins to ask, ""Excuse me ma'm but do you know where your going?"" The blonde, ""No but it must be a horrible place because eveyone is leaving.""
Officer: "didn't you know that sleeping in your car on the side of the road is illegal ?" Me: "yes I did officer. But this isn't my car"
Merry Christmas. Did anyone get a car with a giant ribbon on top? Has anyone ever? Do those ribbons even exist?
*shaves 'I Dogs' into my chest hair for the Westminster Dog Show but just as I take my shirt off a car full of cats rolls up*
Twitter takes me places I've never been before. Take oncoming traffic for example.
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