My company just gave the janitor the Employee of the Month Award in a big ceremony that he spent hours cleaning up afterwards.

It's like my Uncle said, no body, no crime Coworker: I only asked how your weekend was...

Today in 1949, Bruce Springsteen was born. He became "The Boss" after several years as "The Assistant Regional Manager."

Hey General Motors, what about an electronic drum set on the steering wheel? You're welcome.