Portuguese joke! Manuel and Joaquim were walking down the street, when they found a turd on the floor : J: Manuel ! I'll give you 100 if you eat the turd! M: ll do it! Manuel ate the turd , winning the 100... The two friend continued walking when they found another turd on the ground : - M: Joaquim ! Now, I'll give you 100 if you eat this shit ... J: Ok! Joaquim bent down and ate the shit too ... Lesson: The two Portuguese ate shit for free ...
What car transmission do Mexicans use? Manuel.
Jesus take the wheel Carlos take the stereo, Manuel get the seats and I'll be the Juan on watch.
"Oh no, the rubber ripped!" \- Alissa (24 years old) panics, jumps up from bed, and runs into bathroom \- Manuel (25) needs new tires for his car \-Lara (27)
Translated Brazilian Joke - A broken car in the desert ** In Brazil it is common making jokes about our colonizers, the Portuguese. I hope they do the same abo
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