What do you call your wife and mother-in-law when they're riding in the same car? Dual air bags.#Marriage#Driving#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 Share
wife: Why is there a broom in the driveway? me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car#Marriage#Driving#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
*wakes up to wife and son screaming* me: What are you guys yelling about? them: YOU'RE DRIVING#Marriage#Driving#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
"Can you validate my parking?" "You parked beautifully. Your dad would be proud." *wipes away tears* "Thanks."#Driving#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →