Make me feel like a woman one last time The pilot of an aeroplane announces they're about to crash and there is no sign of hope. Upon hearing this a beautiful young woman stands up from her seat and yells ""Is there anybody man enough to make me feel like a woman one last time?"" To which a man stands up, rips off his shirt and yells ""Here, iron this!""
I've set my phone to airplane mode to add more realism to the nausea and turbulence I experience at work.
I just saw a can of ginger ale that wasn't on an airplane and it looked really uncomfortable.
When someone tells me to have a safe flight it's like ok I will do my best but just so you know I am not the pilot of the airplane
"Shotgun!" I yell as I push past the others and climb into the seat. I am subsequently escorted from the airplane.
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