It's about a week before the Garden of Gethsemane. Jesus and Mary are alone together for the first time in months. Jesus asks, ""Mom, do I have to go through with this?"" Mary replies, ""Shut up Jesus, if you're father finds out I slept with that Buddhist, he'll kill me.""
[arcade] KID: dad, some guy is hogging the claw machine DAD: hey buddy, why don't you give the kid a turn LOBSTER: BACK OFF WE'RE IN LOVE
Mom: I think I'm gonna make a twitter Me: Mom it costs like $500 a year... Mom: That's expensive I'll stick with Facebook Me: Aww too bad
8 out of 10 men prefer not to date psychotic women with bad tempers, emotional baggage and daddy issues. To the other two.... Hi, I'm MJ
MOM STOP LICKING YOUR FINGER TO CLEAN MY FACE I'M IN A GANG NOW
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