John Madden just died from a heart attack what, you thought this was a joke? the guy's fat and old.#John Madden#One-Liner0🔗 Share
My dad told me they once had to cancel a football season because John Madden ate all of the footballs.#John Madden#Sports#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
'Appearances can be deceiving' said my fortune cookie message; then I realized I've cracked open a snail.#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
Me: Define Illegal Cop: You're drunk, riding a horse, shooting a gun and yelling 'For Narnia' Me: I want my lawyer.#Animals#Lawyer#Police#Bar+1 more0🔗 SharePermalink →