Did you hear about the new viking movie staring the guy who played Han Solo? It's called Harrison's Fjord#Harrisons#One-Liner0🔗 Share
Based on Harrison's choice of best place to land, golfers are the most dispensable.#Harrisons#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
'Appearances can be deceiving' said my fortune cookie message; then I realized I've cracked open a snail.#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
Me: Define Illegal Cop: You're drunk, riding a horse, shooting a gun and yelling 'For Narnia' Me: I want my lawyer.#Animals#Lawyer#Police#Bar+1 more0🔗 SharePermalink →