Jared from Subway should be happy... ... He will have a life time supply of foot-longs where he's going.

What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces? Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.

Bush meets Jared one did 9-11. the other did 9-11 year olds.

Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back? The mall is hiring new Santas.