Why did the band Coldplay get really skinny? they had intestinal: para, para, parasites **What is the band Coldplay's favorite activity when they go to a beach resort?** they like to: para, para, paraglide **What does the band Coldplay always do when they play a gig in Las Vegas?** they throw a: pair of, pair of, pair of dice **Why did the band Coldplay get sent home from school?** cause they had: hair-a, hair-a, hair-a lice **What did Coldplay's cat bring to their doorstep?** it was a: pair of, pair of, pair of mice
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