You're the Pepsi of people. Some people like you, but they're wrong.

Describing a female colleague to your GF, saying "you know, the hot blond" is conducive to sofa sleeping.

I put an ad in Craigslist for a muscular blonde with strong arms, excessive body hair and a thick British accent so I'm dating Madonna now.

waiter: "what drink would you like" me: " l " waiter: me: waiter: me: waiter: me: waiter: "is pepsi okay"