Billy Bob decides he's gonna divorce his wife ... The local parson hears of it and pays Billy Bob a visit to see what the trouble is. ""So, I hear you're intending to divorce your wife,"" the parson says over coffee. ""Yep,"" replies Billy Bob. ""Has she been unfaithful to you, Billy?"" the parson asks. ""No sir,"" says Billy Bob. ""Fanny Sue ain't one to run around cheatin'."" ""Is she abusive to you?"" the parson ventures further. ""No sir. Never raised a hand to me."" ""Well, does she neglect her wifely duties to the household?"" ""No sir. Always done what chores needed doin'."" ""I see. Well then, is she a big nagger?"" ""No sir. She's just a little bitty white woman.""