Michael J. Fox What is Michael J. Fox's favorite song? Shake it off

Michael J. Fox's backup job plan. Become a Living vibrator.

'Appearances can be deceiving' said my fortune cookie message; then I realized I've cracked open a snail.

Me: Define Illegal Cop: You're drunk, riding a horse, shooting a gun and yelling 'For Narnia' Me: I want my lawyer.