A man goes to the beach... ...and he sets himself up to show off his new beach bod. A few women glance his way, but none strike up a conversation. He looks a little ways down the beach to see lots of women around an older guy who is nowhere near as chiseled as him. As the crowd disperses, the man approaches his competition and asks the older man what his secret is. ""Sure, I'll tell you! It's real easy. First thing I do before stepping out onto the beach is put a potato in my Speedo. It's a real eye catcher, if you know what I mean!"" Seeing the older man's success, he decides to give it a try. The next morning he stops at the market and buys the biggest potato he could find and heads off to the beach. He sets himself up like the day before and puts the potato in his Speedo, but now even less women are glancing at him. Some are even making comments under their breath. Confused, the man finds the older man from the day before and asks what gives. ""I did it just like you said, stuffed the potato in my Speedo and everything!"" The older man shakes his head in disgust. ""You idiot! You're supposed to put the potato in the FRONT!""