Why did Raekwon tha Chef get fired from his job at an oyster bar? Cuz Wu Tang Clan got nuttin' to shuck with.#Wu Tang Clan#Food#Work#Bar+1 more0🔗 Share
Boss: Lunch meeting, let's go. Me: Do I have to? Boss: Free food and unlimited alcohol. Me: *moonwalks to the car*#Food#Work#Driving#Bar+1 more0🔗 SharePermalink →
A cash bar on parent / teacher interview nights would be a great fundraiser for schools.#Work#Parents#Teacher#Bar+1 more0🔗 SharePermalink →
Stomach: I'm hungry. Brain: Chill out, dude, she's in a meeting. Stomach: I WILL NOW DEMONSTRATE A WHALE'S MATING CALL.#Animals#Food#Work#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
Still trying to convince my boss that I'm just using beer-flavoured toothpaste.#Work#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →