Quantum physics joke Heisenberg and Schrodinger were driving. Heisenberg was on the wheel and Schrodinger was the passenger. A cop pulls them over and asks Heisenberg: ""Do you know the speed at which you were driving?"". Heisenberg replies ""No, I was looking out the window, I would rather know where I am."". The cop gets angry and goes to search the trunk. He finds a dog that had died from the heat. The cop goes and tells Schrodinger ""You know, you have a dead dog in the trunk."". Schrodinger replies ""You killed it, jerk! We were trying to transport it, and it was alive when we put it in there!"".
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