They told me I had to move to Northern Canada. I said I want none of it.#Northern Canada#One-Liner0🔗 Share
What did the guy from Northern Canada have to say about the place? He wanted Nunavut.#Northern Canada#Nunavut#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
My company moved offices and wanted to transfer my job to northern Canada But I was having nunavut.#Northern Canada#Nunavut#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
'Appearances can be deceiving' said my fortune cookie message; then I realized I've cracked open a snail.#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
Me: Define Illegal Cop: You're drunk, riding a horse, shooting a gun and yelling 'For Narnia' Me: I want my lawyer.#Animals#Lawyer#Police#Bar+1 more0🔗 SharePermalink →