A little Mexican boy comes home from school one day and says to his grand-father, ""Granddaddy, today my teacher said that Pancho Villa, the bandit used to raid towns around here! Did you ever know him?"" ""Do *I* know Pancho Villa?"" exclaims the man. ""Why, boy, before your father was born, I was riding into town on my horse. Suddenly, from behind the bushes leaped Pancho with his six-guns drawn! He told me to get down off the horse and to give him all my money. Then, he told me to scoop some …

'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!' The teacher asked Jimmy, ""Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?"" Jimmy replied crying, ""Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'""

Innocent Jimmy And Teacher The teacher asked Jimmy, ""Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?"" Jimmy replied crying, ""Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'""

one of the funniest jokes The teacher asked Jimmy, ""Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?"" Jimmy replied crying, ""Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'""