Knock knock Knock Knock... Who's there? The police The police who? Mam, your son is dead.

Panda in a restaurant A panda walks into a restaurant, asking for a table for one. The waitress takes him over to his table and he starts to make his order.....

""The man who sang 'Purple Rain' is NOT dead."" The police chief concluded into the microphone. ""We have reason to believe he was kidnapped."" ""How can you be

Someone stole all the toilets from my local police station... The police have nothing to go on.