A burglar breaks into a house...... He switches on his flashlight to help see what he's doing & as he shines it above the fireplace he sees three items on the wall, very nicely arranged, they are.........a Crucifix, a painting of the Pope, and a photograph of the Vatican. He stifles a yawn & thinks ""Ok, Catholics...I get it & I don't really care as long as I can get some nice stuff here"". He returns to filling his bag, a PS4, some jewelry coffee maker......when, all of a sudden, he hears a squeaky voice behind him say.......""Jesus, Mary and Joseph are *watching you*"" The burglar freezes, turns round & shines his flashlight in the direction the voice came from & it came to rest on a cage with a parrot in it. He slowly approached the cage (parrot staring back at him) & shone the light at what looked like a nameplate at the bottom of the cage with the word ""Moses"" on it. Burglar doesn't believe he's actually about to engage in conversation with a parrot, but:- (Burglar)......""Was it *you* who spoke just now?"" (Parrot)..... ""Yup, that was me!"" (B)...... ""Mind repeating what you said?"" (P)...... ""Sure.......Jesus, Mary and Joseph are *watching* you!"" (B)...... ""Well. I'm not religious, so I don't really *care*!"" (P)...... ""That doesn't *matter*, they're *still* watching you!"" (B)..... ""Moses.....is that *your* name on the plate there?"" (P).....""Yup, that's me....that's my name!"" (B, smiling wickedly).....""What kind of **idiot** calls a parrot Moses?"" (P)....""Same kind of idiot that calls *Pit Bulls* Jesus, Mary & Joseph!""