3 Women sitting in a cafe. Three women, a german, a french and a turkish one are sitting in a cafe, talking about how they educate their men. So the german one starts: ""I say to my Hans, Hans Im no longer doing the dishes. The first day I dont see anything, the second day neither. On the third day, look, he is doing the dishes."" The french one replies: "" I say to my Jeanne-Claude, I dont cook anymore. The first day I dont see anything, the second day neither. On the third day, voila, he is cooking!"" At last the turkish one says : "" I say to my Ahmed, I dont wash your clothing anymore. The first day I dont see anything, the second day I dont see anything, the third day I can see a little with my left eye.""
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