Pls genius There were 5 people remaining in a burning airplane. However, there were only 4 parachutes. One guy proclaimed that he's the smartest thing that ever hid this planet, grabbed a parachute, and jumped out. A woman said she was pregnant, so she took a parachute and jumped. An older man said that seeing as he was the CEO of a very successful company, many lives were depending on him, so he took another chute, and jumped. This left an old man and a teenager. The old man launched into a speech about how he had experienced more in life than the teen, so the teen should take the parachute. The teen, however, said that there were still 2 parachutes. Confused, the old man asked how. The teen grinned, and told him that the ""genius"" had grabbed his backpack.
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