Someone hit my fender so I told them, 'be fruitful and multiply'... But not exactly in those words. -Woody Allen#Woody Allen#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
Name three things that come in a little yellow box Kodak film, Dots candy and Woody Allen.#Woody Allen#Kodak#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
'Appearances can be deceiving' said my fortune cookie message; then I realized I've cracked open a snail.#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
Me: Define Illegal Cop: You're drunk, riding a horse, shooting a gun and yelling 'For Narnia' Me: I want my lawyer.#Animals#Lawyer#Police#Bar+1 more0🔗 SharePermalink →