Depressed Scientist Dwayne's a middle aged man who had his doctorates degree in astronomy. He spent his whole life trying to find the secrets of the Universe, to truly find out what Dark Matter is really made of. He struggles and struggles and eventually falls into a deep depression. He gives up and feels defeated, his whole life is a failure.. So he turns off the lights and sits in his office, loads his gun, and sticks it to his temple. Suddenly, right when he needed his friends the most, his co worker rushes in and flicks on the lights and says ""Dwayne?? What's the matter??""