St Peter and heaven joke perfect for Feb. 2nd Three Italians, Luigi, Mario and Giuseppe, go to heaven. Saint Peter stops them at the gate and tells them they have to take a test before they can enter heaven. ""You must tell me about Easter."" St. Peter says. Luigi steps up. (All speaking in the typical Italians accent) ""I know all about Easter. That's when this big a fat a guy brings toys to all kids"" St. Peter's says ""not even close off to purgatory for you"" Mario steps up. ""Mario knows all about a Easter. That's a when the little kids put on the masks and get candy and yell ""boo"" ""Even way off, go with Luigi"" St Peter says. Next comes Guiseppe. ""Guiseppe know all about the Easter. That's when this guy a Jesus's Christ come down to teach. They then kill the guy by putting on a cross. Then they put him in a big cave. The roll a big a rock in front of the cave. 3 days later they roll back the rock and if Jesus's a Christ see's his shadow........