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These 3 Newfies are out fishing in the Atlantic.... ...singing *row row row your boat* when a flying saucer appears and the aliens decide to try an experiment. They fire a beam into the boat that instantly removes a quarter of the Newfie's brains. The Newfies continue fishing and singing *row row row your boat.* The aliens decide to intensify the beam so it removes half of the Newfies' brains. They zap them with the beam and they continue fishing and singing *row row row your boat.* The aliens are amazed that their test subjects are still fishing and singing with half their brains removed. They decide to turn it up a notch and remove the whole brains. They fire the beam and the Newfies still continue to fish but now they start singing *frere jacques frere jacques.*

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Joke ID: 01KKTNA2SAJ6Z8K2HGTD5QEEJ6