If a grandpa has a child with his granddaughter he's a great grandpa... but a horrible father.#Aging#Kids#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 Share
A child asks his father: Why is grandpa running daddy? Shut up son, and give me another shell.#Aging#Kids#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
I never touch baby carrots because I'm afraid the mother will reject them.#Kids#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
The year is 2027. Voice to text is flawless. A young child points at a bird and says, "Duck". His mother slaps him.#Animals#Kids#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
When I was a kid. I used to come home drunk & beat my Dad.#Kids#Parents#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →