A blind man walks into a bar... ...and finds a vacant seat and proceeds to order a beer. As he sips his first drink of his nice cold beer she says to the bartender, ""Do you want to hear a joke, it is a really funny blond joke I just heard?"" The bartender looks at the blind man and replies, ""Sir, since you are blind I will kindly do you the service of letting you know that I myself am blond, the woman next to you is blond and is a triathlon athlete, and the three women sitting right behind you…

A Jew, A Christian, A Lawyer, A Doctor, A Blonde, and a Biker walk into a bar........ the bartender goes ""what is this some kind of joke or something?!""

[New take on old classic] A priest, a lawyer, a saxophonist, a doctor, a telemarketer and a rabbi walk into a bar. ""Ouch!""

Drunk. A man gets thrown out of a bar, drunk as all hell. He staggers down the street holding a beer glass until he gets stopped by the police. The police tell him to empty the beer glass because he is too drunk. He refuses and the police take the beer glass into their car. The man then turns around and chases after the police car, giving up when he sees a bar and runs into it, desperate to be put back to sleep by beer. He wakes up in a hospital with a head injury and vows never to run into a ba…