A 3 legged dog.. walks into a saloon and takes a seat by himself. The barkeep walks over nervously and says ""What can I get'cha, stranger?"" ""Beer"" the dog growls. As the barkeep gets the beer he asks ""so I don't think I've ever seen you here. Mind if I ask what brings you into town?"" ""I'm looking for the no good cur who shot my pa""
Once a neighbor kid asked if my dog had any nicknames & I lied & made a bunch up & now whenever I see her she asks how Tree Trunk' is doing
A chihuahua is just a barking cat.
Beer makes me feel invincible. Vodka makes me feel innvienceablrerrer. *falls down*
I bet the best massage in the world is getting attacked by a toothless shark.
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