Lucky frog I took the day off work and decided to go out golfing. I was on the second hole when I noticed a frog sitting next to the green. I thought nothing of it and was about to swing when I heard, ""RIBBIT ... 9 iron."" I looked around and didn't see anyone. Again, I heard, ""RIBBIT 9 iron."" I looked at the frog and decided to prove the him wrong, put the club away, and grabbed a 9 iron. Boom! I hit it 10 inches from the cup. I was shocked. I said to the frog, ""Wow that's amazing. You must be a lucky frog, eh? The frog replies, ""RIBBIT lucky frog."" So I decided to take the frog with me to the next hole. ""What do you think frog?"" I asked. ""RIBBIT 3 wood."" I took out a 3 wood and, Boom! Hole in one. I was befuddled and didn't know what to say. By the end of the day, I had played the best game of golf in my life and asked the frog, ""where to next?"" The frog replies, ""RIBBIT Las Vegas"". So we went to Las Vegas and I said, ""Ok frog, now what?"" The frog says, ""RIBBIT roulette."" Upon approaching the roulette table, I asked, ""what do you think I should bet?"" The frog replies, ""RIBBIT $3000, black 6."" Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golf game I figured what the heck. Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table. I took my winnings and bought the best room in the hotel. I sat the frog down and said, ""frog, I don't know how to repay you. You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful."" The frog replies, ""RIBBIT kiss me."" I figured why not, since after all the frog did for me, he deserves it. With a kiss, the frog turns into a gorgeous 16-year-old girl. ""And that, your honor, is how the girl ended up in my room.""