Neighbor got the key Little Peter was asking his dad: What is that thing that mom has between her legs. Dad: Son, that is the door to the paradise. Son; What is thing that you have between your legs. Dad: Son, this is the key that opens the door to the paradise. Few days later son runs to his dad: Dad ,you have to change the key. The neighbor already got the copy.
[arcade] KID: dad, some guy is hogging the claw machine DAD: hey buddy, why don't you give the kid a turn LOBSTER: BACK OFF WE'RE IN LOVE
Mom: I think I'm gonna make a twitter Me: Mom it costs like $500 a year... Mom: That's expensive I'll stick with Facebook Me: Aww too bad
8 out of 10 men prefer not to date psychotic women with bad tempers, emotional baggage and daddy issues. To the other two.... Hi, I'm MJ
MOM STOP LICKING YOUR FINGER TO CLEAN MY FACE I'M IN A GANG NOW
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