Knock Knock! Who's there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub quickly, I'm drowning!

A group of young children were siting in a circle with their teacher. She was going around in turn asking them all questions. “Ray, what noise does a cow make?”

Why doesn't Dwayne Johnson's downstairs neighbor understand references to current events? He's been living under The Rock.

I slapped Dwayne Johnson's ass I guess I've hit Rock Bottom.