It's the day of the big game, and a (pick your rivalry) Michigan fan meets an Ohio State fan at the urinal trough... The Buckeye notices that the Michigan fan doesn't wash his hands after he uses the bathroom. He snidely remarks, ""You know, at The Ohio State University, they teach us to wash our hands after using the bathroom."" The Wolverine pauses, looks back, and says, ""Good for you. At Michigan, they teach us not to pee on our hands.""