So Thor hears about the other gods coming down to Earth for a good time ... and decides to try it out for himself. Meets a girl in bar and they get hot and heavy all night. At the end, he decides to tell her how he's honoured her: ""I am Thor!"" And the girl says: ""You're thor? I'm tho thor I can't pith.""
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