A woman was seated next to President Coolidge (aka ""silent Cal"") at a dinner party. ""I bet my friend that I would be able to get more than two words out of y

What do you call a women with one leg? Aileen Unless she's Asian, then you call her Irene.

A woman gets pulled over for speeding... A cop comes up to her car and asks for her license and registration. She opens up the glove compartment to get them out

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat? Claude