God creates Adam and it was good. After some time God realizes Adam needs a companion and says to him, ""Adam, I have decided to give you a companion. I will give you a woman who will love you and live to please you. She will be intelligent, witty, and above all beautiful. She will cook your meals, wash your clothes, and laugh at all of your jokes."" Adam couldn't believe his luck! God says, ""All this will cost you only and arm and a leg."" To which Adam replies, ""What can I get for a rib?""