Midwestern joke I heard years ago... State officials in Ohio are trying to pass legislation to change the name of the town, Mechanicsburg, to Engagement. When asked why, one official commented that it made clear sense because the town is halfway between Dayton and Marion.
What do Ohio and Mackerels have in common? Nothing! Ohio is the only state in the United States that's name shares no letters with the word mackerel.
Two guys in Ohio die and wake up in hell The paramedics revived them
What do you call a carpet cleaning company based out of Ohio? Cleveland Steamers
Redneck birth control A man and a woman from Alabama don't want any more children because they already have 11. So the husband goes to a doctor in Ohio. The doc
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