Terrible Dad Jokes Share your best (worst) jokes that only a dad would tell their kid! Kid: Dad, I'm thirsty. Dad: Hi thirsty, I'm friday! Two men walk into a bar. The bartender says ""you can't eat your own food in here!"" so they swapped sandwiches.
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"No mom I DON'T HAVE a boyfriend!" -lie you tell at 18. "No mom I HAVE a boyfriend!" -lie you tell at 28.
[first date] Him: You're amazing! I'm having a great time! Me: I will fight you for the rest of this pizza.
I would be so ashamed if I had a kid who didn't want to be famous.
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