Guy on his deathbed So there is a guy lying in bed. He is catholic and a celtics fan. He's lying in bed, he's totally dying. He has very little time left. All his family ask him, ""Any last request?"" And the guy's like, 'Aye, I wanna become a proddy (Protestant). And the family are like ""What? Really what?"" And he says, ""Honestly, that's really what i want to do."" So they get a minister in and he converts him. He converts him to a Protestant and rangers fan. And the family ask ""Why would you do that?"" ""Because see if i die, that's one less proddy bastard to worry about.""