Customer service stopped recording my calls for training purposes. There's nothing to be learned from that much profanity.

Customer Service Person: is there anything else I can help you with today? Me: Is this a date? It feels like a date now.

Dear Customer Service: First of all, you should know that Im typing this with my middle finger.

Farmer's Dilemma A farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine. Since he bought it when his wife was out of town, he decided to test it on himself first. So, he inserted his manhood into the equipment, turned the switch on and everything else was automatic. Soon, he realized that the equipment provided him with much more pleasure than his wife did. There after he quickly realized that he couldn't seperate himself from the instrument. He read the manual but didn't find a way out. He tried every bu…