A man goes into a store and asks the clerk for some ""Polish Sausage."" The clerk looked at him and asked ""Are you Polish?"" The guy, clearly offended, says ""Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I asked you for Italian Sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian? Or, if I asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked you for a Kosher Hot Dog, would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or, if I asked you for a Taco, would you ask me if I was Mexican? Would ya, huh? Would ya?"" The clerk says, ""Well no."" ""And if I asked you for some Irish Whiskey, would you ask me if I was Irish? What about Canadian Bacon, would you ask me if I was Canadian?"" ""Well, I probably wouldn't,"" With self-indignation, the guy says, ""Well, all right then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish just because I asked for Polish Sausage?' The clerk replies, ""Because you're at Home Depot.