A little boy was learning about God in his church and he was talking to his mother about it. She not wanting to place prejudice in the little boy's mind sat him and said: ""God is not a man or a woman and God is not black or white."" To which the child responded ""Well then is God Michael Jackson?""
Roasted broccoli for dinner tonight, and the rave reviews are in. "What is this? It tastes like hair," said one ungrateful child.
"Pika pika pika!" [translated] "I'm sorry, children. Your father was stolen by a Pokemon trainer who has to beat a child named Gary."
Avoid cars that have a sign saying 'baby on board'. That driver has only had a couple of hours sleep and is likely to be suicidal.
Somehow, I must have switched shopping carts while I was at the store. I don't remember buying any of this stuff. Or having an Asian baby.
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