The ninety-year-old man was in for his checkup when the nurse practitioner learned he was about to marry an eighteen year old girl. ""Now Mr. Jenkins"" the nurse practitioner warned ""you should know that when a man your age marries an eighteen-year-old girl somebody could get hurt."" The old man shrugged ""If she dies she dies.""
accidentally called out my dentist's name during my colonoscopy
Twitter is like a soap opera for some of you. I'd like to be the one who sneaks into the hospital and unplugs your life support.
[first day as a doctor] You seem depressed. Also you look underweight, how's your diet? [nurse interrupts me] "Dr that's the model skeleton"
14yo: My voice keeps randomly changing DOCTOR: That's normal at your age 14yo: [Batman voice] Thank you doctor DOCTOR: That's not normal
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