Auntie Maud bought herself a new rear-engine European car. She took an old friend for a drive but after only half a mile the car broke down. Both women got out and opened up the front of the car. ""Oh. Maud"" said her friend ""you've lost your engine!"" ""Never mind dear"" said auntie. ""I've got a spare one in the trunk.""
Officer: "didn't you know that sleeping in your car on the side of the road is illegal ?" Me: "yes I did officer. But this isn't my car"
Merry Christmas. Did anyone get a car with a giant ribbon on top? Has anyone ever? Do those ribbons even exist?
*shaves 'I Dogs' into my chest hair for the Westminster Dog Show but just as I take my shirt off a car full of cats rolls up*
Twitter takes me places I've never been before. Take oncoming traffic for example.
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