This guy is shopping, see, and he approaches the clerk and asks him.. .."Excuse me, where is the Polish sausage?" "Oh," says the clerk, "Are you Polish?" "Whaat?" says the guy, indignantly."Are you serious? If I asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian? If I asked for bagels, would you assume I was Jewish? Jeez!" "No, I certainly would not. " said the clerk. "Then why'd you ask if I was Polish?" "Because, Sir," says the clerk, "This is Home Depot."