So a son goes up to his dad one day looking very sheepish. He finally works up the courage and looks his father in the eyes and says, "Dad, I think I'm gay." Now the father is shocked by all this but he says to his son, "Now that's quite a thought. Know that I'll love you no matter what, but I have to ask, why is it you think you're gay" The son replies, "Dad, I'm attracted to Bruce Campbell" The father looks at him with the biggest smile on his face and starts laughing with tears in his eyes. He looks at his son and says, "Oh my son, you're not gay, you're just human!"