Not again Harold Harold and his wife were going to bed, he was 78 and had aged well, but in his sleep he had passed away. At the pearly gates he spoke with God, and said, "please let me go back, it was not time for me, I need my wife, I miss her terribly" God considered this, and said "I'm not really allowed to do this but, I'll let you back" Harold thanked God for his kindness, but God said "But you will be brought back as one of the chickens that you own in your back garden, this is the only way", Harold thanked God, and told him that this was more than enough, and with that God clapped his hands and Harold awoke as a chicken. He saw many other chicken, and after an hour of exploring his new home, his wife opened the pen door, her face was as beautiful as he had remembered and and he knew this was what he wanted, as his wife began collecting eggs, he wanted to impress her, squeezing and squeezing....."Wake up Harold, you've shit the bed again!"